Fecking sweet!

I caught a wild falcon with my bare hands today! Pictures will be up soon :D

Ten Things I'm Most Thankful For

At least currently...

1. A great team to work with
2. A job that I love doing
3. The best non-gf a guy can ask for
4. Home-made Creole food
5. The Offensive
6. German Beer
7. That my muse and I are on speaking terms again
8. That I'm in the best shape now that I've ever been
9. Jabinka, my sexy laptop bitch
10. Frasier

Kids?

Here's SOMETHING to brighten your day. I always knew there was something sinister about the little tykes, but I could never be certain until now.

Kids after all are not people. They are just really schedule slots with mouths.

Ca-Ca-Ca-Caaaaaafine!

How many of you sound a little too much like this?



Gee, no wonder espresso isn't supposed to be drunk in full coffee mugs. Oh well, I'm off to destroy my kitchen with turbo-charged energy!

Contemplate

"Scissor-kiss the universe"

One of the best poetic images I've heard in a long, long time.

And yes... that is excessively geeky.