First Contact
Girls and boys hark unto me for I have a story to tell you:
Yesterday I came in contact with another form of life—at first I thought he was from outer space, but now I’m not entirely sure. He was brown… he was fat… and spoke a language that smacked of Spanish mixed with Russian. With a straw hat, dirty yellow shirt that clashed terrifically with his dark blue shorts, and down-turned expression I knew it could be only one thing…
Yes, I met a *gasp* GYPSY!!!
ALRIGHT NOW CLAM DOWN I NEVER SAW ONE BEFORE O.K?!?!?
You see, I’m still rather giggly about the whole thing.
So right where was I…. oh yes—my first Gypsy. So I walked over to him to try to make “first contact” my head swimming over with endless combinations of things to say. Admittedly, it didn’t turn out too good—I think it was because I waved a rather bright set of beads in his face while grinning from ear to ear and saying “How” in sign language.
Me: Can you really see my future?
Gypsy: Blank stare
Me: Looky looky—beeeaaadddss. Don’t steal me, I don’t want to know what you did with Heidi.
Gypsy: …….*brandishes fist* Ishkliemich gargenhoff!
I swear, if his horse-drawn cart hadn’t hit some nasty bumps right after he said that I wouldn’t have been in one piece by now. Good thing any road outside of the downtown is chalk full of them. Teehee
Gotta run, dinnertime. Catchya later.
posted by thisisme @ 1:27 PM
5 Comments
5 Comments:
wow...dre, ur one of a kind. hahah
u didnt really say that right??
hahahah
hahahaahh your such a freak. those things are harmless, really. most are too dumb to do anything but steal your underware, so keep them tight on your cute butt and everything will be okay!!! :D jk. love you man miss you already
guess what cult boy, you are one
Seriously, you've never seen a Gypsy before? I've met a few, and been nowhere near Europe! hehe... and you obviously have a way with people. :P
Eley: No I didn't use those exact words... exactly. I did think of using the beads though.
Sharon: Yeah well maybe its cause you live in Australia or something. In the States the closest thing to Gypsies was Hippies but their different, alot different. They got cooler head-trips too. hehe..
Anonymous: Right, and I'm supposed to be insulted when? Damn right I'm a Gypsy for God, Jesus Freak, memeber of the C.O.G, Soda-Can Child,(if you heard SOE song you'd understand the last one) and I'm proud of it too!
Oh and get this: I'm in a sex cult with sex rules. Chew on that for awhile won't ya! Hahaha...
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